God is a Little Like...
... General Electric, He lights your path.
... Bayer Aspirin, He works wonders.
... Hallmark Cards, He cared enough to send the very best.
... Tide, He gets out the stains that others leave behind.
... Alberto VO-5 Hair Spray, He holds through all kinds of weather. He works wonders.
... Dial Soap, Arent's you glad you know Him? Don't you wish everyone did?
... Sears, He has everything.
... Alka Seltzer, Oh, what a relief He is!
... Scotch Tape, you can't see Him but you know He's there!
... The Copper Top Battery, nothing can outlast Him.
... American Express, don't leave home without Him!